Two muffins are baking in the oven.
One turns to the other and says MAN IS IT HOT IN HERE!
The other one screams OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite grammarian joke I recently heard:
HAHAHAHA SO NERDY AND AWESOME!
that is one of the only 2 jokes that i tell! <3 it!!
the other one requires standing a certain way and singing….
Corinne – WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I am so intrigued.
I also have another involving a grasshopper but I think the trick is doing a little bit of a weird voice to make it fully effective. VIDEO BLOG?
Immediately reminded me of this (long) joke!:
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
“Talking Dog For Sale.”
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Lab replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies for eight years running.”
“But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married,
had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
“Because he’s a liar. He’s never been out of the yard”
What is Irish and stays out all night?
What do you call an Irishman hanging from the ceiling?
Sean da lier
put both hands on your hips and sing:
i’m a little teapot, short and stout
(look at your left handle) here is my handle
(look at your right handle) here is my…
oh shit i’m a sugar bowl.
Hey – I wanted to sing that one! DARN…I’m a forgetful sugar bowl!
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