Forgive me for not blogging. I have been very busy hacking up the contents of my lungs. All day. All the time.

Yes. I am still sick.

So the flu zapped me and it sucked and then I had a lingering cough which everyone said was normal because the flu gets all up in your respiratory system and it didn’t seem to be getting better but it didn’t seem to be getting worse but oh wait, that’s probably not normal, how hard I am coughing right now, owwwwwww IT BURNS IT BURNS hack hack etc. SUFFICE IT TO SAY I am going to see a doctor tomorrow morning, nearly three weeks after the initial OH HELP I AM UNDER ATTACK incident.

That’s kind of all that’s been up with me and I hate to be that person who blogs about her illness but THERE IT IS. I have the whooping cough of death. It’s very attractive and I assume everyone who sits next to me on the subway is THRILLED!!! when I let loose! COUGH COUGH YOU ARE WELCOME.

I’m just boosting everyone’s immune systems, guys. Just makin’ sure your bodies are fighting the good fight.

That’s really all I got.

It’s November, which is madness! And New York City is full of beautiful leaves and warmish weather! Which makes me so love it so so much.

What have you been eating for lunch? I made a Barefoot Contessa lentil soup which was OUT OF CONTROL, you guys. And in a sick daze, I walked to the grocery store and came back with one box of Lucky Charms and that’s it and I’m still not quite sure how or why that happened but there it is, I confessed it.

I have no idea how to wrap this up as this has been my lamest blog entry to date. I think my work is done here – cough, cereal, autumn.

Help.