What Marriage Is – Vol. 2
Posted on August 3rd, 2011 in My Favorite Catholic, My Favorite Polack
Traveling here in Nashville with my parents for days on end has taught me a lot about relationships and communicating and what marriage is all about.
Apparently, marriage is about stumbling upon the Stark Trek National Convention at Opryland.
And when your wife, who was a Star Trek fan from a young age (BUT ONLY THE ORIGINAL SERIES, ONLY THE ORIGINAL) sees the sign that says TODAY ONLY: PHOTOS WITH WILLIAM SHATNER, $79, it is your duty as her husband to see the longing in her eyes and say “Go for it, honey. You deserve it.”
And thus, you will have this moment preserved for all of history:
This is marriage, you guys. This is freaking awesome.
Adorbs!
William Shatner at the Academy Awards presenting the award for best actor: “And the winner is… James Caan. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!”
Heya, Rita, something wrong with Next Generation? *cocks eyebrow* Hmm?
Did you already give your toast? Cause if not this should be in your toast. Im pretty sure you already did though. =\
Y’know what I think is awesome!? Seeing your dad standing on his own two legs!!!!! AMAZING!
oh and yes…clearly a photo with captain kirk is priceless.
RIGHT!?!?!? YES. WOOT.