Weekend
What’s up for this awesome June weekend you guys!? It was 92 degrees on Wednesday and I melted but now New York City is back to balmy spring perfection! I’m going to wait in a long line at the post office which should be HELLA FUN AS ALWAYS and then I think I might take my book to Long Island City and sit in one of the hammocks they have there. NO LIE. THEY HAVE HAMMOCKS. And you just lay in one. As…you do. And stare at the Manhattan skyline. It is a super awesome free activity.
Tomorrow I’m shooting a short comedic film for a friend of mine and I’m kind of nervous about it. I feel like it is no big deal but the actor in me is all DO NOT SCREW THIS UP.
The rest of my weekend entails locking down plans for Alayna’s bachelorette party. I’m thinking strippers, phallic-shaped everything and a fancy dinner at Hooters. This is what you’d want, right?
Her wedding is coming up so fast and it’s just hitting me that my best friend is GETTING MARRIED and that I am the MAID OF HONOR and I have to like, write a speech! I really hope that doesn’t suck. The pressure is on because everyone is all YOU BLOG! YOU WILL HAVE THE BEST SPEECH EVER! But my God, what if I don’t?
I might have my dad give my speech in my place. Simply because the wedding is in Nashville and Alayna’s family probably won’t be able to understand a single word he says.
My Dad: “HI. MY NAME IS PAWL. ALAYNA IS DA BEST FRIEND OF MY DAWTA, LAWRA…”
Everyone at the wedding: *blank stares of confusion*
Scene.
I think this might be the way to go. ANYWAY. There will not be strippers at Alayna’s bachelorette party because that is just not how I roll. I feel like we might have to glitter bomb someone though. That might just have to be a thing. BUT WHO?
I hope you have an amazing weekend you guy! What are you up to?! Write my maid of honor speech for me! OKAY THANKS!!!





I’d bet some serious dough that your Maid of Honor speech will be the best ever.