Overheard at PT yesterday:

Physical Therapist: And how bad is the pain?

Patient: About a 5.

Physical Therapist: And what activities are most painful?

Patient: Stairs are hard but plain old walking is actually the worst.

Physical Therapist: And does anything currently help to alleviate the pain?

Patient: Uh, yes.

Pause.

Patient: Lots of gin.

The End.