Condiments On Ice
Posted on April 11th, 2011 in Blood Line, Travelin' Thru
Yesterday, at Bed Bath & Beyond, I came across this winner:
Me: Tom, come here please.
Tom: What on earth…
Both of Us: Condiments…On Ice.
There was a short silence between us as we both envisioned the same thing: condiments performing on an ice skating rink.
Bottles of ketchup and mustard, maybe some relish, skates slicing through the ice, twirling and spinning and triple axeling around and around while the crowd goes wild and the Russian (dressing?) judge gives them a 4 out of 10.
It only took about 20 seconds before Tom decided to whip out some moves in a nearby aisle.
I Photoshopped the best one for your enjoyment.
Condiments On Ice, by Tom and Laura.
You’re welcome.
I would so see this.
Thank you.
Note to self: Warn the authorities, management and all others when these two are in the same state, store, public square together…the end!
I’m just here to let you know that this weblog is being featured on Five Star Friday –
http://www.schmutzie.com/fivestarfriday/2011/4/15/five-star-fridays-145th-edition-is-brought-to-you-by-robert.html
That reminds me of a story, schmutzie.
Cucumber slices as a condiment? Not sure about that one.
adorablepancreas- Right!? That’s not a condiment. None of those things are. NICE TRY BB&B!
Woah, schmutzie! Thanks!
schmutzie picked such a downer of an entry, though.