So, if I can be brutally honest with you guys…

I feel like a total jerk for going to Miami on vacation when crap is going down in Libya and Japan is dealing with…a lot more than anyone or any country should ever deal with. You know?

Part of me actually thinks the world is ending because guys, has shit ever been this bad?

It feels really bad. Oil and earthquakes and nuclear reactors and…

Geez.

And I’m not really even kidding. Lately I’ve been thinking that the world might actually be coming to a close.

YOU COME TO THIS BLOG TO BE UPLIFTED, AMIRITE LADIES??

No, but.

Anyway.

Regardless of how the world is ending and our days are numbered, etc., I am leaving for Miami in a few short hours.

Part of me feels really weird about that and super lame for being like YEAH BEACH VACATION!

(With my mom, I should point out.)

But the other part of me is all, WELL OKAY, IF THE WORLD IS INDEED ENDING, MIGHT AS WELL GO SIT ON A BEACH, YEAH?

So.

I will go sit on a beach and continue living my life the best I can because…that’s all we can do, right?

And I don’t have a job or anything getting in my way so…maybe quality time with my mother in a warm climate will do my soul good. Not to mention, my mother has had one hell of a year, you know? She needs a break. And I’m really excited for quality time with her. I completely bust on her because she is just…such a completely amazing character of a woman but…deep down, I so love her.

Like, love love love me some Catholic Rita.

By the way, little does she know that our hotel was described online as being “centrally located in the middle of all LGBT attractions”.

She has no idea what she’s in for.

BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS!

Send some money to Japan if you can spare it.

And keep living your life.

I will be in Miami for the next few days, gay clubbing with my mom.

Hope you guys are well. Lemme know what’s up and what’s for lunch these days. I’m just sort of glad to be alive. And eating artichokes. Yeah?

Yeah.

CARRY ON.

And hey, it’s spring.