Technology Expertise
Setting: Lunch with bestie JK.
Topic: My beautiful new phone.
Me: It’s just weird because the pictures don’t come out the way I thought they would.
JK: What do you mean?
Me: Well, the camera on the phone is a huge selling point. When I saw Michael’s pics on his phone, they were AWESOME. But…now that I have the phone, the pictures don’t come out as good.
JK: What?
Me: Look, here is a picture I took of Owen. It’s blurry and kind of sucky.
JK: Weird.
*takes phone out of my hands*
*pause*
JK: Laura.
Me: JK.
JK: I think it might help the picture quality if you took the plastic that’s currently covering your camera off.
*pause*
Me: Well. That explains everything.
JK: Sigh. Yeah. That explains a lot.
THANKS JK!!!!






What are friends for if not to gently point out our colossal stupidity.
Ahahahaha so good and you know I’m going to bring it up today!!
you make my day.
I dropped my phone in the toilet at O’Hare airport last weekend and it’s currently still sitting in a giant bag of rice.
Guaranteed your phone takes better photos than mine right now. plastic or no plastic.
My phone takes crappy pictures, too. But that’s just because it sucks.