Person #1: Sort of like a mint julep, right?

Me: OH MY GOD. I HAVE NEVER HAD A MINT JULEP.

Person #2: Oooo mint juleps are AWESOME.

Me: It’s a life list thing for me. I want to try one but it has to be hot out.

Person #1: Good call.

Me: And I have to be sitting on a porch.

Person #1: THE TRIFECTA.

Me: YES! Right? That’s how you do it! Hot summer night, porch, mint julep.

Person #2: That sounds amazing! And so specific! Just driving around, breeze blowing through your hair, mint julep in hand!

*Silence*

Me: What? Why am I driving around?

Person #2: You said porsche! You need it to be hot out and you need to drink a mint julep in a porsche!

Person #1: Dude, she said PORCH. On a PORCH.

Me: Like, on a porch swing? Like, overlooking the yard?

Person #2: Ohhhhhhhhhh.

Me: Porsche?

Person #2: WHAT? I MISUNDERSTOOD.

Me: It doesn’t even MAKE SENSE.

Person #2: I think your life list doesn’t make sense.

Me: I think your face doesn’t make sense.

Person #2: Agree to disagree.

Me: Fine.

Person #1: You guys make me tired.

All of us: Sigh.