Person #1: Sort of like a mint julep, right?
Me: OH MY GOD. I HAVE NEVER HAD A MINT JULEP.
Person #2: Oooo mint juleps are AWESOME.
Me: It’s a life list thing for me. I want to try one but it has to be hot out.
Person #1: Good call.
Me: And I have to be sitting on a porch.
Person #1: THE TRIFECTA.
Me: YES! Right? That’s how you do it! Hot summer night, porch, mint julep.
Person #2: That sounds amazing! And so specific! Just driving around, breeze blowing through your hair, mint julep in hand!
Me: What? Why am I driving around?
Person #2: You said porsche! You need it to be hot out and you need to drink a mint julep in a porsche!
Person #1: Dude, she said PORCH. On a PORCH.
Me: Like, on a porch swing? Like, overlooking the yard?
Person #2: Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Person #2: WHAT? I MISUNDERSTOOD.
Me: It doesn’t even MAKE SENSE.
Person #2: I think your life list doesn’t make sense.
Me: I think your face doesn’t make sense.
Person #2: Agree to disagree.
Person #1: You guys make me tired.
All of us: Sigh.