Roommate #1: And who was in your bedroom last night, mister?

Roommate #2: SOMEONE.

Roommate #3: *chews a piece of toast*

Roommate #1: I heard you guys watching a movie. Was it scary?

Roommate: #2: What? Not at all. Why?

Roommate: #1: ‘Cuz at one point I heard you gasp really loudly.

Roommate #2: Oh. Weird? No. We were watching “The Proposal”.

Roommates #1 and #3: Ahhhhh, of COURSE you were watching that.

Roommate #2: Yeah. Cute. But…not scary. I don’t know why you heard that.

Roommate #3: *continues chewing toast*

Roommate #1: *rummages around in the fridge for something to eat*

Silence.

Roommate #2: (jumping up from his seat) OMG! You’re RIGHT! I DID gasp! IT WAS BECAUSE RYAN REYNOLDS TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF.

Silence.

Roommate #3, holding up toast: Pretty sure I chewed this into the shape of America.

Silence.

Roommate #1: Yeah, you did. Florida looks amazing.

Roommate #3: Right?

Roommate #2: (sighs dreamily) Ryan Reynolds.

All of us: Okay. Bye.

*Everyone departs kitchen to get on with their day*

Fin.