From Geneva
No one cared about my carry on or my liquids and I bitched for nothing and what else is new.
Everything in Geneva costs approximately $10,000 dollars so I sold my sister to pay for dinner last night. I hope my mother doesn’t mind since she was the only one anyone wanted to pay for. NO JOKE YALL. Girl keeps getting stared at everywhere we go. GORGEOUS AMERICAN! UP IN THIS PIECE!
Im using a European keyboard which wont let me use apostrophes but will let me do stuff like this: çàéäöü extremely easily. Arent you glad?
Um. I thought I had more to say.
But I dont.
I have taken approximately 9 hours of video of Tom talking about what food he is eating. The other footage is of me slumped against him begging him to let me sleep because the jetlag nearly killed me but he refused because he is cold and mean so I am currently looking for someone to buy him so I can buy breakfast tomorrow.
GENEVA. WTF IS UP WITH YOUR INSANE STANDARD OF LIVING? Who the F can afford a 21 dollar pizza?
Not me. So Im going to Italy tomorrow.
I will miss you and your mountains and your fountains but not your pizza.
LOVE,
LAURA & TOM AND & MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND BUT NOT MY SISTER CUZ I SOLD HER.
About those videos, if you could post them ASAP, and by that I mean faster than possible, it would be great. THANX.
Can you also tell Tom I say HI AND I LOVE YOU AND THANKS FOR THE AWESOME B-DAY AIRPORT MESSAGE! before you sell him?
P.S. Save some Alps for meeee!
Um, if you sold your sister I expect that you will take 10% and give the rest to your parents as we gave birth to her and put up with her cuteness and sometimes not-so-cuteness all these years. And, btw, the same would apply to her IF she sold you. Since she hasn’t YET, she has to give us back the money we gave her to sell you and Tom as a European comedy duo. Nuff said.