No one cared about my carry on or my liquids and I bitched for nothing and what else is new.
Everything in Geneva costs approximately $10,000 dollars so I sold my sister to pay for dinner last night. I hope my mother doesn’t mind since she was the only one anyone wanted to pay for. NO JOKE YALL. Girl keeps getting stared at everywhere we go. GORGEOUS AMERICAN! UP IN THIS PIECE!
Im using a European keyboard which wont let me use apostrophes but will let me do stuff like this: çàéäöü extremely easily. Arent you glad?
Um. I thought I had more to say.
But I dont.
I have taken approximately 9 hours of video of Tom talking about what food he is eating. The other footage is of me slumped against him begging him to let me sleep because the jetlag nearly killed me but he refused because he is cold and mean so I am currently looking for someone to buy him so I can buy breakfast tomorrow.
GENEVA. WTF IS UP WITH YOUR INSANE STANDARD OF LIVING? Who the F can afford a 21 dollar pizza?
Not me. So Im going to Italy tomorrow.
I will miss you and your mountains and your fountains but not your pizza.
LAURA & TOM AND & MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND BUT NOT MY SISTER CUZ I SOLD HER.