Update: Just (Don’t) Call Me You Guru
Posted on April 1st, 2010 in Daily Musings
Yesterday, after having this discussion, my co-worker was dumped in the park by that guy.
MY BAD.
UM.
YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
GOODBYE.
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Oh =( I’ve had a string of break-up walks, too. They ruin other perfectly good walks! Luckily, based on your conversation from yesteray, she probably walked away thinking, “Whew! Who wants to date a child molester anyway?”
I agree with Carley.
I can’t stop laughing at this – seriously, guffawing outloud!!
OMG, there are tears and my stomach hurts!!!!!!!
I am so not laughing at your co-worker just the plight of the well-intentioned and the very mature and insightful advice.
I am still laughing…
It just dawned on me…
Was this an elaborate April Fools joke?
No joke! 100% serious. I don’t think I could make this up.
So, my buddy just told me that he took his girlfriend to the park last week hoping to take their relationship to the next level. But as soon as he attempted to steer the conversation towards exclusivicity, or “going steady” as he so quaintly put it, she accused him of being a fat child molester and stormed off. I said, “What did she mean? That you’re fat and you molest children, or that you molest fat children?” He looked at me blankly, so I said, “Did you see any turtles?”
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