She Gets Paid By The Church To Work With Children
Posted on March 30th, 2010 in My Favorite Catholic
Mom: Hey Laura, do any of those roses in the vase have thorns?
Me: Um, actually no, it looks like most of the thorns were taken off. Why?
Mom: Oh, I wanted to bring one to youth group tonight. We’re doing the stations of the cross.
Me: Oh. Hmm. OH! How about this one? It has little tiny thorns…sort of?
Mom: *inspecting the rose* No. Nope, that’s not good at all. I need one that’s actually going to draw blood.
Me: WHAT KIND OF YOUTH GROUP IS THIS!?!?
I bet they don’t serve DIET COKE at that youth group, either. HERESY!! (Love you Rita!!)
Well, fyi, the associate pastor is hooked on Diet Coke. I am planning an exorcism to handle that one! Love you, too! Gosh, I just love my job…where IS that holy water? Oh, yes, over by the knives!