I am away this weekend upstate on a retreat with my Philosophy school. I imagine we are going to do some crunchy hippie granola things that are right up my alley. Say, eat some whole foods, meditate a bit and…I have no idea. Rake some leaves while listening to the sound of the wind??

No clue.

SOUNDS AWESOME, DOESN’T IT?

I’m just sort of hoping that I’ll have time for a nap. There was a huge thunderstorm last night and I kept waking up and covering my head with multiple pillows wishing God and His angels would stop bowling already. SEE MOM? I’M STILL A CATHOLIC AT HEART.

Even if I’m going upstate to offer a human sacrifice up in the name of Wisdom and Truth.

Um.

I’m gonna stop typing now.

Enjoy your Saturday! Pause between your activities! Listen to the sound of the wind! Take a nap! WHAT.