GIRL ON THE SUBWAY: Ummmmmmmmm…?

ME: Yeah?

GIRL ON THE SUBWAY: Your bag is leaking!!!!!!!!

ME: Uhm. What? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Guess what?

Spill-proof coffee thermos full of soy milk?

Not so spill-proof.

I’d like to apologize to:

My coat, my bag, the contents of my bag, and the man sitting next to me who offered me a pink kleenex with polka dots on it to help me wipe up the mess.

Sighhhhhhh.