On Fitting In
Last night at an Indigo Girls concert, I remarked to Alayna that perhaps we should tonguekiss in order to fit in with the predominantly gay audience. My train of thought was soon interrupted by the AMAZINGNESS of the Indigo Girls as they took the stage and I promptly forgot all about my suggestion for the next two hours. (It’s hard to remember what you were talking about after drinking lots of rum and screaming along to EVERY SINGLE SONG because OH MY GOD are you sure you understand how brilliant these musicians are? ARE YOU SURE? I DON’T THINK YOU ARE.)
The point is, the whole tonguekissing comment completely slipped my mind until it was time to go. The exits were crowded full of people and as most of you know, I have a really hard time keeping track of my limbs. As I moved to descend a staircase, I slipped and toppled to the side, my right breast falling right into Alayna’s hand.
I know, I know. I’m not sure how it happened either because 1) why was Alayna’s hand in that open position? and B) I don’t have any breasts.
That being said: IT WAS A MAGICAL MOMENT.
And that is the most action I’ve gotten in a long time, let’s not lie.
Thank you, Indigo Girls, for being freaking incredible.
And thank you to Alayna for catching my boob. And for telling me after the fact that she enjoyed it. And that if she had a bit more to drink, she would gladly do it again.
All I know is Closer to Fine. I remember when I first heard it I thought it was a sixties song. That’s a compliment.
I could see that. It does have that feel. They are very folky, that is for sure. Their lyrics and harmonies are just…unparalleled, dude. High recommend their new album. This is the third time I’ve seen them live. SO UNREAL.
I’m not sure what to make of this post. Perhaps you’ve been trimming your hair a bit too short.
I’m not sure what to make of it either to be quite honest. Perhaps I am seriously lacking for blog material.
Haha! This makes me think of this one time… my brother went to push my mom into the pool and accidentally grabbed her boob. He said he was going for her hip, and after she nursed the 3 of us for about 10 years total, that’s where her boobs are located.
I say any boob grab is a good boob grab.
HA HA HA OH GOD! How awkward and AMAZING.
WAIT WAIT. She nursed you guys for 10 years total?! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Awesome post!
One time i won tickets to see the Indigo Girls by saying I’d be willing to walk there barefoot & naked in the snow.
It was all full of hairy sensitive het couples kissing, but it was awesome anyway.
I’m with you on the Indigo Girls! They are AMAZING!
I had front row seats to a show last October and it was a trancendental experience.
I’m looking forward to seeing them again in my town next week, although no front row tix this time.
It was a total accident, I was grabbing for your ass, and your boob got in the way…let the tonguekissing begin!
more pictures of tonguekissing please
yup… 2 for me, 4 for each of the boys. So, 10. She’s my hero
Rosa – Oh my gosh! I would walk there barefoot and naked in the snow!! I sat second row center about a year or two ago. The other night, we were hanging out in the balcony simply because we wanted a seat and the ground level was standing room only. I AM LAZY!
Jen – I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU! They are SO UNREAL.
Alayna & Co. – Sadly, no pictures.
Abbie – I have no words. That is a lot of breastfeeding. Just. WOW.