Comic Relief
Posted on August 12th, 2008 in Blood Line
My cousin Tom, who lives in LA, usually calls me on Tuesday afternoons on his drive from work to his acting class. Tonight, the following conversation transpired.
Tom: Yeah, that’s totally what I was gon–WHAT? THERE IS SO MUCH TRAFFIC! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TRAFFIC!??!
Me: (dripping with sarcasm) It’s the Olympics, Tom.
Tom: YEAH, LAURA. That makes PERFECT SENSE. The Olympics just picked up and moved from Japan to Los Angeles.
*pause*
Me: Tom?
Tom: Yeah?
Me: The Olympics are in China.
Tom: Right. That’s what I meant. OH MAH GOD THIS #$^!@@#$! TRAFFIC!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Good thing Tom was my back-up baby daddy.
Wait, I mean bad thing. Since that’s not looking like it’s gonna happen. And us making babies together would’ve been AWWWWESOME.
OMG! Yes! HILARITY. He is a genius.
I can understand. flustered mistake his stuck in traffic. it makes things come out wrong.
Oh Nat, if you knew my cousin, you’d realize that the traffic had nothing to do with it.