New Year’s Blog-Appropriate Resolutions, 2008
- Stop buying/using plastic water bottles. Also, plastic bags. Remember canvas grocery bags BEFORE you get to the grocery store.
- Go to Europe.
- Stop beating myself up, physically and emotionally. Duh.
- Stop flirting with the cashiers at Key Food. They are in high school. You should know better.
- Raise callback to audition ratio.
- Take more time for me (this includes saying no to things I don’t want to do, including dating people who still live with their mom, going on more vacations or small trips, standing up for myself when called upon and of course, stop taking shit from everyone because I’m nice)
- Stop self-deprecating humor, particularly about your “lack of talent”. Not only does it end up being a self-fulfilling prophecy but dude, you are getting too old to be endearing. Then? Maybe it was cute. Now? You’re just a loser.
- Stop being a loser.
- Stop excessive use of “like” and “totes”.
- Create new website for acting stuff. (Who will design this for me?)
- Buy new instrument. (Guitar? Clarinet?)
- Put up curtains in bedroom
- No more shoe shopping. Seriously.
- Get 9 hours of sleep every night.
- Learn to be still
- Learn to be still
- Learn to be still
I realized that I’m getting older when I saw this really adorable boy in the plane and was like “That boy is so cute! He… is probably 18-years-old.”
I know. 18 year olds are BABIES. Except they are cute babies and often muscular and tall which is just wrong because my brother is almost 18 and ew. Anyway. Those clerks at the store… let me tell you, they are just stroking my ego. You know that when I leave they’re like, “MAN, that old lady totally wanted us!”