Not A Shred Of Evidence Exists In Favor Of The Idea That Life Is Serious
Posted on March 14th, 2007 in Daily Musings, The Show Biz
Quick question.
Setting: Changing Room At Audition Studio
Girl turns to me and says, “WOW! I LOVE your stockings!!!”
I say, “Thanks”.
There is a pause and then she says, “They remind me of what I USED to wear when I was a LITTLE KID.”
So, what I want to know is, in this particular situation, compliment or insult?
(For the record, they are the stockings I am wearing in this picture.)
I guess it depends on the inflection, enunciation and whether any eye rolling occurred.
If so, again, I say the flame weeder would apply in this situation.
Here’s something for the dorks in your family:
bool IsBitch(string enunciation, bool eyerolling)
{
if ((enunciation == “sarcastic”) && (eyerolling == true))
{
flameWeeder.powerLevel = “high”;
return true;
}
else
{
return false;
}
}
There, now. Doesn’t that help clarify things?
-Deanna
Oddly, I used to wear those stockings, too, when I was a little kid.
But you wore them with your lederhosen, am I correct? So I think that’s different.