Question for the Masses
Posted on June 23rd, 2006 in Daily Musings
About two weeks ago, I was riding the subway on my way to the ballet with Dan. It was a relatively warm evening and my white spring dress stopped right above my knees. I was sitting on the N train, with my legs primly crossed, working peacefully on a Sudoku puzzle when the man near me was overcome with allergies. Or, perhaps, a slight tickle in his nose. Either way, without any warning, he sneezed.
All.over.my.bare.legs.
What’s the grossest thing that’s ever happened to YOU?
the grossest thing that’s ever happened to me? hmmm… probably farting a 6.5 lb. human being through my hoo-ha amidst a ridiculous amount of blood. ooo, and then there’s the three weeks of continuous hardcore bleeding that followed. and don’t even get me started on the first post-baby-poop.
then again, it was my own blood and my own child. i also didn’t poop myself or form hemmrhoids while pushing, which was super.
basically you win because some random guy gave you bird flu by way of your legs. congrats.
Hm. Though it is a super close call, I think it’s safe to say that YOU dear Regina, win.
But only by a tiny little bit because did I mention that was FLYING SNOT ON A SUBWAY ON MY BARE LEGS?!!!!!!!!!!