After all my ranting about giving, in less than a week, I already have living proof that if you give 10%, God will always provide.

Case in Point:

Yesterday, at work, Alex the Engineer wanted to know if I had any spare snacks because he had forgotten his breakfast. I lovingly offered up almost exactly 10 of my Multigrain Wheat Thins. This morning, Alex presented me with a gift in return for my generous donation:

A full package of Nutter Butter cookies.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is living proof that if you give 10% to the Lord or a needy Russian engineer, you will indeed be paid back tenfold. That is all.

Peace.